According to research, the optimum time for sexual intercourse is between three and thirteen minutes. Of a survey of 1500 couples carried out in 2005, the median time for intercourse was 7.3 minutes. Personally I have never timed myself, but there are a number of variables that are worth mentioning that would have a substantial impact upon timings :-

  • What the bird looks like
  • How much one has had to drink

For example a dodgy looking bird after an all day drinking session (a common scenario) would last longer than Cheryl Cole on a Wednesday afternoon.

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For the perfect day out go Clay Pigeon Shooting .

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