It’s a massive political tug-of-war, the likes of which have never been seen before (and probably never will be again). Titans are at war with each other over a piece of legislation in which the fate of the human race hangs by a thread. I am of course talking about the Great Oregon Marionberry Decision.

The US state of Oregon needs a flagship state berry. It also produces 90% of the world’s marionberry crop, making up a half of its total output of berries per year. So, what better choice than the marionberry – wham, bam, thank you mam, everyone can go home early. Oh no, it can NEVER be that simple. Not something of this magnitude which will affect people for millenia.

No, instead, what we will do is have a blackberry farmer complain about favouritism, the Oregon Raspberry and Blackberry Commission (serious bitches) to withdraw support for the marionberry so afformentioned farmer doesn’t get pissy, and the government to chicken out. Best bit of the farmer’s argument is this:

“It would be like if the state of Oregon declared the Chevrolet its car, what does that do to the other automakers?”

I would suggest an answer of

“Probably nothing, no-one wants your overpriced, overpowered and inefficient hunks of steel anyway.”

Anyway, lets all hope this gets sorted out soon… The fate of humankind depends on it.

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