If like me you lead a totally unfulfilling and repetitious life, then you probably have few hobbies outside getting absolutely smashed at the weekend. The result of this is that you wake up every Saturday and Sunday morning, with an empty wallet and a sore head. There are various ways of combating a hangover, and I have listed them below. I have taken the liberty of annotating each one with my own considered opinion.
Coke - The liquid kind, can be very beneficial, full of sugar. The powder kind, will probably give you a heart attack,not advised
Coffee – Not a big fan, again can increase heart rate, but apparently caffeine is good.
Ginseng – What is this?
Vegemite On Toast -No
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Cold Pizza - Not a fan prefer something fresh
Asprin – Good for thinning the blood, a girls version of paracetamol
Bananas – Easy to prepare, no mess.
Vitamin C – .Tablets can be good, may give you the trots though.
A Hot Bath – May fall asleep, takes a while to prepare
Chocolate Milk – Again a bit girly.
Taking a dump – A fantastic and much underrated cure, get those toxins out!
Stand outside naked if it is very cold - Can help, but when you get back in the hangover will return.
Vodka and orange – Risky, again can cause diarrhea.
Fry up – A classic and one of the best, make sure you have beans and hash browns.
Sleep – Self explanatory
Masturbation – A lot of effort
Sex – Can increase the headache feeling
Nurofen – One of the best creations of the 20th century, an absolute must.
Fruit -Definitely not
Shower – Can be hard work having to stand up.
Self induced vomiting – Good if you have had a lot of unorthodox drinks
Heroin – Only turn to this if you head really hurts, I can’t speak from personal experience. Not readily available to the multitude.
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