The Swiss. They’re an odd bunch. So it comes as no surprise that they were the ones who came up with the idea of animal laywers.
No, this is not the idea of animals being lawyers, more the idea of animals getting legal representation in matters which might affect them, like cruelty cases. Proponents claimed that [...]

Cheryl Cole has finally realised that her soon-to-be ex-husband is a twat, being quoted as saying “I can’t believe I’ve been with him for 4 years – he can barely tie his own shoelaces”. Well, she might have said that if she were able to string more than 5 coherent words together.
Why the rest of [...]

When you were 5, what did you know? Probably not all that much. What did you want to be? Something like ‘dinosaur’, ‘astronaut’ or ’super awesome ninja man’ used to be the usual answer. Nowadays, kids aged 5 and up should be expected to be planning for their futures, have a grasp of current affairs [...]

Racial epithets are rarely good business. This is the new business strategy of the Russians at Gazprom with their new 2.5 billion dollar joint venture in Nigeria – Nigaz.
The Nigerians don’t care. The fact that the word ‘Nigaz’ is a portmanteau of the words ‘Nigeria’ and ‘Gazprom’ and is pronounced as ‘nye-gaz’ is enough for [...]

Everyone gets spam, its like a law of the universe or something. But when you think back, we always got spam. Way before the invention of e-mail, we were (and still are) getting inundated with leaflets, pamphlets, print adverts, TV commercials, radio spots and informercials until we could virtually memorise them. Trust me, if I [...]

The world is in turmoil as we speak. Swine flu is sweeping the entire known extent of the universe (rumours are even God himself caught it after a dodgy sausage butty) and the economic crisis means soon, you won’t be able to afford to breathe. Aside from all this, another global conflict is brewing in [...]

Two Australian Rules players are in hot water after they were found to be part of a group of 8 players who produced a video which is now garnering a hell of a lot of negative attention. They have been fined AU$5,000 for being part of it, but the content of the video and the [...]

Seems like this post about words beginning with X has garnered a small response, mostly consisting of the below argument:
BAAAAAAWWWWWW, WHER AM MEANINGZ?!?
To which my response is:
Use a dictionary, you idiots.
Every time I hear someone say ‘what does ____ mean’, it makes me want to beat them over the head with a lead block. What [...]

Here are some ways to save money. Because, you know, money is tight and all that. Aren’t you fed up of all this by now too?
Voucher Codes
You can get voucher codes for stuff you know. Amazing isn’t it – you can actually get a discount of a whole 5% off something worth £20, or maybe [...]

Over the years there have been loads of weird auctions on eBay, everything from kidneys to children to nuclear submarines. Even though the listing of body parts and people is banned and get removed pretty sharpish, it doesn’t stop some people. Oh no. Behold, the sickest and possibly most depraved eBay auction I have ever [...]