Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category

Women are now apparently chickens

Two Australian Rules players are in hot water after they were found to be part of a group of 8 players who produced a video which is now garnering a hell of a lot of negative attention. They have been fined AU$5,000 for being part of it, but the content of the video and the [...]

Words that begin with X – a followup

Seems like this post about words beginning with X has garnered a small response, mostly consisting of the below argument:
BAAAAAAWWWWWW, WHER AM MEANINGZ?!?
To which my response is:
Use a dictionary, you idiots.
Every time I hear someone say ‘what does ____ mean’, it makes me want to beat them over the head with a lead block. What [...]

Ways to save money

Here are some ways to save money. Because, you know, money is tight and all that. Aren’t you fed up of all this by now too?
Voucher Codes
You can get voucher codes for stuff you know. Amazing isn’t it – you can actually get a discount of a whole 5% off something worth £20, or maybe [...]

The most depraved eBay listing ever?

Over the years there have been loads of weird auctions on eBay, everything from kidneys to children to nuclear submarines. Even though the listing of body parts and people is banned and get removed pretty sharpish, it doesn’t stop some people. Oh no. Behold, the sickest and possibly most depraved eBay auction I have ever [...]

5 ways to dump your girlfriend

Well, the time of rampant commercialisation is approaching fast – no, not Christmas, the other time of rampant commercialisation, Valentine’s Day. A time of year when those in relationships have to buy stuff and the ones who aren’t get to feel sorry for themselves, oh joy to the world. One thing that is often overlooked [...]

If you don’t have a mobile phone these days, you’re supposedly a luddite who might as well be sporting a lifetime’s worth of facial hair, a club and a leopardskin loincloth. Even worse is if you do have a mobile phone and its old. By old I mean its more than a year old. So, [...]

If you use sites like Amazon to buy hardware or electronics, or even any form of product, you’ll know to look at the reviews before you buy – if anything is really crap, chances are someone will be venting serious amounts of spleen about its inadequacies. This is especially true for computer parts – the [...]

And another thing

After yesterday’s article on the farcical US election, I decided my rant wasn’t over yet. Oh no, as I’m sure you’re all aware, there is another news-dominating ‘crisis’ which just wont go away like a particularly foul smell (think of someone’s breath after munching on a garlic and anchovie pizza with a generous portion of [...]

Who gives a toss about the election?!

Oh yes, its time for a rant. As I’m sure every single person who has dared to be within 30 feet of a TV in the last year will know, there is an election on. Only thing is, its highly unlikely to be your country’s election: it is of course, the US election.
Now, what is [...]

How its made: Disney child stars

This is a brilliant job by The Onion, ripping into the Disney tradition of producing model child stars for their own evil ends. I particularly love the bit about the dead eyes, cos these kids really must not be in possession of a soul – they sold theirs to Satan long ago in return for [...]

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