I hate councils. They seem to be mostly staffed by utter idiots who would find it difficult to tie their own shoelaces together, and find excuses whenever possible to charge more each year for offering less actual services to you as an unfortunate resident of their area.
Which is why this story in the news recently [...]

A man who set his telephone banking password for British bank Lloyds TSB to ‘Lloyds is pants’ found  that some joker at the bank had changed it to ‘no its not’ when he rang up trying to use it. Apparently someone didn’t take kindly to his little dig at their employer…
What is better though is [...]

An Aussie mayor has sparked a huge row when he dared to mention the word ‘ugly’ and ‘woman’ in the same sentence. He was merely saying that he thought that given his town’s huge disproportion between men and women (under 900 women in a town of nearly 21,000) that it would mean that any ‘beauty-disadvantaged’ [...]

American police officers have a reputation that preceeds them: donut munching, lazy, overweight men who if at all possible will avoid doing any actual work for as long as possible. And it seems they aren’t too fussed about it – even making it stereotype stick as much as they possibly can!
What I’m referring to is [...]

Drink driving laws are there to stop idiots getting pissed up then driving into an accident, usually of their own making, well at least that is what I thought.
But no. A man who is confined to a wheelchair because he suffers from cerebral palsy was refused a 3rd drink on two seperate occasions in a [...]

Benefit scammers – everyone hates them. Everyone seems to know someone who has done it. But when do the punishments lose all credibility? How about they already have…
A man who claims income support, council tax benefit, disability living allowance and incapacity benefit, while his wife claims carer’s allowance for looking after him. This is all [...]

The inhibitants of a Greek island called Lesbos (yes, very funny), known as Lesbians, have kicked up a fuss. They say that the shame brought on them by having the word lesbian to describe a homosexual female is just too much to bear any more – and want the word lesbian to be banned. Well, [...]

Have a go hero Derdre Rodriguez’s bravely chased a burglar who tried broker into her house. She restrained stopped the rogue teenage ragamuffin by bashing him on the head with an ice scraper. To add further misery to the lad, she made him pick u all the Jewelery that he had dropped on [...]

Courageous granny Margaret Johnston is recovering in hospital after a dog bit her schnauzer and broke its neck.  The brave old dear wrestled the offending hound with a few choices jabs to the body.  Unfortunately the dog also bit her on the leg before making an escape.
The owners of the dog face legal retribution should [...]

Raging jordie no-hoper Heather Mills-Mccartney, has scooped £24.3 million pounds of ex Beatle’s star Sir Paul’s personal fortune.  She had been hoping to plunder a whopping £125 million according to reports in the press.  Thankfully she only got away with the more modest sum of £24.3 million pounds.  With typical the graciousnesses that we have [...]