Raging jordie no-hoper Heather Mills-Mccartney, has scooped £24.3 million pounds of ex Beatle’s star Sir Paul’s personal fortune.  She had been hoping to plunder a whopping £125 million according to reports in the press.  Thankfully she only got away with the more modest sum of £24.3 million pounds.  With typical the graciousnesses that we have [...]

One relic of the British Empire is the system of royal patronage.  This affords the Queen the right to hand out peerages, knighthoods, OBE’s, MBE’s, CBE’s etc.  Either due to bad judgment or shear lack of good candidature, we have ended up with lots of  people with these archaic accolades who have done little to [...]

If, like me, you can remember when Woolworths launched pick ‘n’ mix in the mid 1980’s, then your probably of that age that you despair of today’s “yoof”. If you read the tabloids (as I often do) you will see that Britain is awash with a load of delinquent out-of-control hooligans causing havoc and [...]

It is a sad indictment of British society that we cannot import a traditional overseas dish and preserve it in it’s original format. Are we such a bunch of philistines that we have to simplify everything so it sounds and taste “British”? That appears to have happened with the news that Supermarkets have [...]

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could be a record holder. No, not a cabinet for storing your 12 inch Showaddywaddy LPs, I mean a world record holder. You are the best in the world at a specific task, and you’ve got written proof contained within an unwanted Christmas present sponsored by a [...]

I hate rain.
Or rather I hate the moronic twats who forget that the umbrella they are using to keep themselves dry is actually wider than they are, and then stick the umbrella in my eye due to their utter incompetence as human beings. While I am in no way sexist, it is without fail [...]