Chocolate fountains are the tools of Satan and his minions, tempting you with delicious treats which will condemn you to a life of obesity, albeit sugary nirvana style obesity. It should be no surprise that the biggest chocolate fountain is to be found in Las Vegas, home of everything debauched, amoral, sinful or otherwise generally [...]

Viral videos are getting used more and more to advertise things these days. Marketers know that the minute you see an advert now, your brain switches off and you start daydreaming or you leave the room. On the internet it is even worse, usually people just click away – but not any more. Now you [...]

Another crap film for you to laugh at hysterically until you either wet yourself, give yourself a hernia or possibly both simultaneously. This time it is the cinema classic, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, the Jaws-esque film about a shark who enjoys nothing more than eating people. It also features a group of Jaws-esque characters out [...]

We’ve all seen a dodgy film or two over the years. Crap acting, special effects which look like they came from a BBC Micro and a plot so full of holes you could use it to catch a whale. Sometimes the makers realise that all they have suceeded in producing is a turd and attempt [...]

Racism. Its a touchy subject, a taboo, something swept under the rug and ignored until the dog drags it out for everyone to see, just on the day your in-laws come over for dinner. This is why it is important that public information films like this are produced and shown to everyone, in the name [...]

Everyone has problems at the office. Someone else’s mess to clear up, a problem caused by someone else, someone else eating your food… OK, so all these problems stem from other people, but is there any way to deal with them? Other than garrotting them with your mouse cable or bludgeoning them to death with [...]

So you downloaded one or two (or 100) dirty videos and you need to eradicate all evidence that they ever existed, for some reason. Maybe because you did it at work and you think the system admins are on to you (better hope they don’t have Disaster Recovery or all your hard work may go [...]

Have you ever sat in your car and thought “Hmm, this just doesn’t do it for me any more. I need something more… adventurous.” Were you thinking of a Ferrari at the time? If so, then you might want to take a look at this video, showing off some amazing alternatives to the traditional sports [...]

Following on from the earlier post featuring a certain boat-related song, I have decided to bring you one of the Lonely Island’s earlier hits (and a hit it is, with over 26 million views). This one takes on the sensitive, personal and stigmatised issue of premature ejaculation in a hard hitting documentary chronicling its effects. [...]

If you haven’t already seen this video then you must live under a rock or something, because it is spreading around the big wide internetwork like herpes round an orgy. If you don’t like strong language, there is also a ‘clean’ version, which in my opinion, just ruins it altogether. This video is the product [...]