Archive for the ‘Whatever’ Category

Given the cold… thigh?

A 76 year-old man in Bristol, the place in Britain where we send those people who we like to call ’slow’, had a bit of a surprise as he sat in his garden enjoying a balmy English summer day.
You see, he lives under the flight path of a major international airport, Bristol International Airport to [...]

Bad time to be a wrestling midget

If you’re a fan of the Jiménez brothers then don’t read on. If you haven’t a clue who they are, continue. They are were midget wrestlers from Mexico, and by the looks of it they were of the ‘lucha libre’ variety (think of Jack Black in Nacho Libre, but much smaller).
So, how do you expect [...]

Nigaz, please

Racial epithets are rarely good business. This is the new business strategy of the Russians at Gazprom with their new 2.5 billion dollar joint venture in Nigeria – Nigaz.
The Nigerians don’t care. The fact that the word ‘Nigaz’ is a portmanteau of the words ‘Nigeria’ and ‘Gazprom’ and is pronounced as ‘nye-gaz’ is enough for [...]

Security camera gold

Security cameras are everywhere these days. Can’t even walk down the street without having about 3 of them watching you at all times. However, they do have their uses – like catching hilarious moments on tape for people like us to laugh at. This first video shows how winding someone up by throwing stuff at [...]

Want a pay rise? Eat your leg!

Raska Holdings are a company in Serbia which have fallen on extremely hard times since the fall of Yugoslavia in the 1990s. So hard in fact that they can’t actually afford to pay their workers. Like, ever. So while these guys have been existing off state benefits and so on, some have been protesting. How [...]

The Swiss and Germans should get along quite well. German is an official language in Switzerland, they share the same kind of geography, the list goes on. Hell, the Germans even let the Swiss off during World War 2, which is more than could be said for virtually every other neutral nation at the time. [...]

It’s health and safety gone MAD

Or so the Daily Express would have you believe. They’d probably find a way to blame the European Union for it too.
Anyway, I digress from the story of a circus performer in the Moscow State Circus who has been told he is not allowed to wear jumbo sized footwear because it poses a bit of [...]

Woman breaks “no loud sex” order

It seems a woman in Washington, UK wasn’t the only one being violated as her neighbours had to complain to the council about groaning noises and the bed banging against the wall during sex, just days after she had been given an ASBO for the same thing (Anti-Social Behaviour Order for those of you not [...]

£61,000 – that is how much money this couple managed to get away with over a 3 month period from a broken cash machine in their area, and I bet they thought they would get away with it. Think again, suckers!
The machine was not recording transactions for accounts with unauthorised overdrafts and when they discovered [...]

So crap they pay you to watch

Energie Cottbus – not a football team many of you will know, and hardly one challenging Barcelona for the Champions League title. No matter though – the German league is more than enough! Well, so people thought when they travelled nearly 400 miles to watch their favourite team play high-flying Schalke.
What the 600 or so [...]

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