Do you own an old sewing machine? If so, now would be a brilliant time to take a trip to Saudi Arabia and con some people out of some money! Since people will believe anything if it comes through completely unverifiable sources like a mate of a mate of a mate of their dog, a [...]

Plenty of couples or housemates fall out over pets. They crap everywhere, decide to pee only on the bed of the person who hates them the most and annoy them with their cutesiness. How do you solve such problems? Reasoned debate? Ultimatums? Fire? You should take a leaf out of this woman’s book then – [...]

Some people are hardcore, some have balls of steel. Yet more may be known as ‘Iron Men’, but this guy takes the biscuit. This guy fought a goddamn snake and ended up winning. The huge 13 foot python decided that our star of the show would make a delightful amuse-bouche and so attacked him, expecting [...]

If you lost your dog overboard on a boating trip, you wouldn’t expect to find it again would you? Especially if you had searched for hours on end looking for the poor beast, all to no avail. Well, an Australian couple suffered just such a tragedy, only to find out 5 months later than their [...]

We’ve heard of expensive insurance policies before – Jennifer Lopez and her backside spring to mind most easily. Thing is, they aren’t just limited to famous celebrities or models insuring their arses for millions of dollars. For instance, the man who has just taken out an insurance policy worth £10 million… on his tongue. He [...]

Old people. I’ve already offended someone somewhere, so the only way is down from here. Let me begin by stating that I think old people are wonderful, just as long as they don’t get in the way of the rest of us actually doing stuff (we’ve all been held up when we really don’t have [...]

It’s a massive political tug-of-war, the likes of which have never been seen before (and probably never will be again). Titans are at war with each other over a piece of legislation in which the fate of the human race hangs by a thread. I am of course talking about the Great Oregon Marionberry Decision. [...]

The UK and France have a long history together. Usually that history involved killing each other, or on rare occasions joining up to kill someone else, but still its a history nontheless. This time they have managed to work together on a project – managing to crash submarines into each other. Except this didn’t happen [...]

Over the years there have been loads of weird auctions on eBay, everything from kidneys to children to nuclear submarines. Even though the listing of body parts and people is banned and get removed pretty sharpish, it doesn’t stop some people. Oh no. Behold, the sickest and possibly most depraved eBay auction I have ever [...]

Well, the time of rampant commercialisation is approaching fast – no, not Christmas, the other time of rampant commercialisation, Valentine’s Day. A time of year when those in relationships have to buy stuff and the ones who aren’t get to feel sorry for themselves, oh joy to the world. One thing that is often overlooked [...]