Cheryl Cole has finally realised that her soon-to-be ex-husband is a twat, being quoted as saying “I can’t believe I’ve been with him for 4 years – he can barely tie his own shoelaces”. Well, she might have said that if she were able to string more than 5 coherent words together.

Why the rest of the world should care about this story is a mystery, however. Somewhere along the way, the girl who once appeared in court for a racially aggravated assault and sounds like a tone-deaf squirrel being put through a clothes wringer has become the new “Angel of the North” and Britain’s Darling.

All we know is that finally, that mong Ashley Cole finally got what was coming to him.

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