Ah, China. How I love it so. A land of crazy people, crazy laws and crazy places – new amongst them is “World Chocolate Wonderland”, a theme park devoted to that foodstuff which can send most women (and a fair number of men) loopy.

So what’s so great about this theme park then? Well, it has a chocolate car. Not impressed? Well, how about a chocolate terracotta army? Not sure how it can be both terracotta AND chocolate at the same time, but that isn’t the point, is it?

Still not convinced? Well, the Chinese knew you wouldn’t, you cheeky capitalist Westerner you! That’s why they came up with the idea of a chocolate Great Wall of China. Yes, the longest wall on the planet right now has been miniaturised and moulded entirely from choccy.

If only Cadburys had made siege defences from chocolate. Maybe then they wouldn’t have been taken over by a company who think that cheese and polyfiller are the same thing, except for the label…

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Army Webbing today
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