What you have here, readers, is the latest in a long line of peripherals for your PC or game console. It also fulfills the requirement that said device MUST have a humourous name, so we’ve ended up with the ‘Joydick’. What this allows you to do is something all men, everywhere, will have never have thought of: controlling a video game using nought but your member.

You use it by attaching one ring around your Johnson and another on your finger. Then you can pretend you have your very own special Wiimote (hur hur) and waggle away to your heart’s content, controlling the direction with your wand and the button presses with your hand motion. Seems in the video the guy is playing a game which is reminiscent of the act he is partaking in, whilst also being fully clothed. Quite a man.

Oh, and if you’re interested, pop to the site mentioned at the end of the video for details and plans on how to make your very own Joydick – fun for all the family!

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