As you may well know, there have been a spate of attacks by bloodthirsty, rum-chugging pirates off the coast of Somalia. These aren’t your fluffy, nice, Disney versions you’ve seen in Pirates of the Caribbean – that is unless in the fourth film they’re planning on arming Cap’n Jack Sparrow with a bazooka and putting him on a small motorboat, with the aim of stealing a ship loaded with tanks. It could happen, I guess.

So in honour of these ne’er-do-wells, old-school Flash movie comedy genius guy person Weebl has put together a new video. It is kind of a sequel to the Kenya video (which if you haven’t seen, you need to be shot) – replace the lions and tigers with pirates and Kenya with Somalia, and you’re almost there. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy. That is, unless you’ve just had your oil tanker nicked by a bunch of pirates and you didn’t think to take out Cargo Insurance. You should just cry.

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