There once was a man from Crewe
Who did a very big poo
It went all over the floor
Until there was no more
And now he doesn’t know what to do.
There was was a robot called Megatron
Who liked to get his groove on
However Optimus Prime
Wanted to make him whine
And so he ended up getting shat on
There once was [...]

Check out this beauty.

It’s one of Virgin Galactics new space ship. And how cool does it look. there are two parts to it – SpaceShipTwo and WhiteKinghtTwo. SpaceShipTwo is where the people go, and is the bit in the middle of the image, and WhiteKnightTwo is the launch vehicle and is both [...]

How would you like to live in a place where opera is banned, where the circus is blocked and ballet is deemed wrong?
Unfortuantely I don’t think that there is anywhere like that left in the world, now that the new Turkmenistan ruler has repealed laws banning these things.

Saparmurat Niyazov, who was ruler of  Turkmenistan for [...]

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could be a record holder. No, not a cabinet for storing your 12 inch Showaddywaddy LPs, I mean a world record holder. You are the best in the world at a specific task, and you’ve got written proof contained within an unwanted Christmas present sponsored by a [...]

Here is a picture of some dogs that was emailed to me. I hope you get as much happiness and joy from this photo as I did. Or even more.

I think one of them might be dead though, can you guess which one?

Can you think of all the words that start with the letter ‘X’? You can probably get the usual suspects of Xylophone, X-Ray, Xavier etc. But if you want to really impress your mates and at the same time scare away any potential ladies who may be listening, learn and recite the [...]

Ever wondered what the biggest dog is? Me neither, but I thought it would be quite an interesting blog topic. So here he is, the biggest dog in the world, Hercules. He weighs a massive 282 pounds apparently.

I hate rain.
Or rather I hate the moronic twats who forget that the umbrella they are using to keep themselves dry is actually wider than they are, and then stick the umbrella in my eye due to their utter incompetence as human beings. While I am in no way sexist, it is without fail [...]

Here is a list of pointless things:

Tipp-ex
Blunt pencils
James Blunt
Brown Bread
.info domain names
Non alcoholic beer
People called Adam
Small cakes
Pennies
Strongbow cider
Students
Traffic Wardens
America
The French Army
mapquest.com

Transformers are the modern day Rubix Cube. Not that Rubix Cubes aren’t modern, but you get the idea.
The other day I tried to transform a Bumblebee transformer from a car into a robot. And I sucked at it. it took about 20 minutes to get fully transformed, and about as long again [...]