Archive for February, 2008

Best Bog Award

Hungarians have held an online vote to see which is their most cherished toilet. Utterly pointless, but humouros all the same. We all know the benefits of a nice, clean toilet but taking your bog out with you is taking it to extremes surely?

Please have sex everyday says church

Are you bored of your relationship? Are you getting fed up with day to day life? Are you at your wits end with the other half. Well never fear, because a church leader in florida has rather daringly asked the congregation to have sex every day for one month. Why, i hear you ask? The [...]

Man arrested over anti-vandalism poster

This is one of those “you couldn’t make it up” stories. A man in Poland was recently arrested for putting up a sign warning vandals to stop vandalising the bus stop. I don’t know what sort of vandals they have in Poland, but I am pretty sure this kind of tactic has a pretty low [...]

Now, having  once been a student for a number of years, I have seen and heard of plenty of stupid episodes. However, I have not come across something as stupid as this for a while, a scholar swallowing his own door key.  Employers nowadays often complain that graduates cannot do basic arithmetic or cannot write [...]

If, like me, you can remember when Woolworths launched pick ‘n’ mix in the mid 1980′s, then your probably of that age that you despair of today’s “yoof”. If you read the tabloids (as I often do) you will see that Britain is awash with a load of delinquent out-of-control hooligans causing havoc and misery [...]

Criminal winnings

A man from America (would never have guessed) is likely to lose his $1,000 lotto winnings as he bought the winning ticket from proceeds he made from selling methadone pills. “Damn right too!” I hear you shreak, why should some rotten good-for-nothing criminal profit from the proceeds of crime. And I would heartily agree with [...]

Young boy trapped in handcuffs

An eight year old boy had to be freed by firefighters after getting his wrist stuck in a pair of handcuffs. Where were these handcuffs you ask? They were only in his mothers bedroom. The firefighters described the handcuffs as hardened steel and definatley not a toy. The boy arrived at the fire station with [...]

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