Judes barber shop in Michigan will no longer be able to offer free beer to its customers.  The district attorney has ruled that the barber shop must have a liquor license.  What a shame that such a fantastic idea like this should be banned.  Everyone knows getting your haircut is a boring exercise, so why [...]

More stupidity from our friends over the water. This time some idiotic American teenager has decided to try and rob a muffler shop, whatever that is, only to be told he couldn’t get at the shops money as it was locked in a safe that only that manager (who was out at the time [...]

Not much can shock you these days, especially when it involves the US.  We routinely hear of teenagers who go on shooting sprees after borrowing their grandad’s AK-47, which was hanging over the mantle piece.  These warped teenagers are usually deluded by stories of death, destruction, and Marlyn Manson.  But one deranged American delinquent [...]

Apparently due to the lack of coins in circulation some Chinese shops in Kunming city, they have to resort to using beggars to get enough coins to use as change for customers.  According to Ms Chen of Yinwang, the banks do not provide enough change for the retailers to operate with.
This sounds rather farcical and [...]

We all know women are emotional cripples, why else would they on average earn less than men? Here are some of their stupid mannerisms for your enjoyment…
1. Learn to work the toilet seat instead of moaning that is has been “left up”
2. We do not think about you all day.
3. Everything you wear “looks [...]

Raging jordie no-hoper Heather Mills-Mccartney, has scooped £24.3 million pounds of ex Beatle’s star Sir Paul’s personal fortune.  She had been hoping to plunder a whopping £125 million according to reports in the press.  Thankfully she only got away with the more modest sum of £24.3 million pounds.  With typical the graciousnesses that we have [...]

Chat up lines, do they ever work? Only with desperate women.  What are the worse ones?  Well they are all pretty futile but here is a selection of the worst…

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go fuck.
Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good [...]

Yes you read it right. The pair Wang and Luo from Hubei, China had apparently been having problems since the honeymoon. The wife, Luo, was also allegedly “Intoxicated” when she decided to ignite her husband while he was in bed.  Can’t help thinking that despite being drunk, this is a slightly disproportionate response [...]

A doctor from Austria complained to the police when a rogue lorry driver sped past him and threw a cheese burger through his car window.  Apparently this is not an offence in Austria and the police took no action, hard to believe isn’t it?  Obviously the Austrian police do have the same insatiable appetite for [...]

A Jordie man named Anthony Hubbocks has ended up engaged to a woman he sent a flirty text to – by accident.  He got the wrong number and ended up contacting Michelle Morris who thought the message was from a male friend or hers.  She then sent a saucy reply.  The woman from Wales (no [...]