Santiago, Chile, and over-60s are to be given free Viagra according to a local mayor. Apparently, he got the idea when working as a doctor and hearing older residents complaining about their poor sex lives and claims he has decided to launch this scheme to give them ‘a better quality of life’. I guess its [...]

Well one Russian dude was stabbed in the back quite literally on a drunken night out.
How was he stabbed I hear you ask? Well it was during a game involving vodka and rather large knife. It was much like a variation of Russian roulette with players drinking vodka and dancing round a blindfolded man carrying [...]

A Jury has found the a hospital who looked at a patients rectum has not acted unlawfully. Brian Persaud, was attempting to sue a New York Hospital for “unspecified damages” after he went in for treatment for a head injury. This was caused by a wooden beam hitting his head. The jury found that [...]

Matt Venzke  has been awarded an advanced degree in beer drinking.  During his stint in the army he sampled the world’s beers to build up a wealth of knowledge.  He has now also been awarded the accolade of Beerdrinker of the Year from a brewery in Denver, Colorado.
Apparently Matt managed to visit over [...]

A man in the US called the Police when his heroin dealing went wrong. The buffoon got jacked when two women who agreed to buy heroin off him arranged for a third person to steal $340 dollars, a mobile phone and a wallet.
Christopher Canonico, 23 was arrested and charged with drug possession and criminal [...]

Hapless hillbilly Andrew Dahl has obtained the unenviable accolade of having the world record for blowing up the most amount of balloons with his nose.
This utterly pointless achievement was submitted to the Guinness Book of world records.  Hopefully they will see that rewarding these no hopers is counter productive and would only encourage other acts [...]

Hard working traditional British butcher Brian Clapton has been told by council jobsworth’s that he is not to chop any meat before 08.00 due to complaints form local residents.
The decision has caused the butcher, who has been trading at the location for 13 years, to look for new premises.  The council said the only [...]

Turning up hungover for work is never an enjoyable experience.  The day last for an eternity, your tired, restless and smell like a brewery.  It is an ill advised thing to do.  However it is an especially ill advised thing to do if you work at a police station.  This did not seem to [...]

Have a go hero Derdre Rodriguez’s bravely chased a burglar who tried broker into her house. She restrained stopped the rogue teenage ragamuffin by bashing him on the head with an ice scraper. To add further misery to the lad, she made him pick u all the Jewelery that he had dropped on [...]

According to research, the optimum time for sexual intercourse is between three and thirteen minutes. Of a survey of 1500 couples carried out in 2005, the median time for intercourse was 7.3 minutes. Personally I have never timed myself, but there are a number of variables that are worth mentioning that would have [...]