Archive for April, 2008

It’s the news that we all knew was true but that has now been scientifically proven, staring at a nice set of juicy cans can help you live upto four or five years longer. In fact it can be as good as 30 minutes in the gym, and can help lower blood pressure, pulse rate [...]

Dead give away

A hapless burglar in Madrid has been arrested after breaking into a Funeral Directors.  Police were baffled as to why he chose to break into a building that had no valuables. Once police arrived on the premises, the man got into a glass coffin and pretended to be dead.  However the police easily foiled his [...]

Granny battles psychotic dog

Courageous granny Margaret Johnston is recovering in hospital after a dog bit her schnauzer and broke its neck.  The brave old dear wrestled the offending hound with a few choices jabs to the body.  Unfortunately the dog also bit her on the leg before making an escape. The owners of the dog face legal retribution [...]

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