Here is a picture which illustrates why humankind is heading headfirst into the toilet bowl of life. Wouldn’t it just be easier if we just stopped using plastic packaging? It just gets thrown away anyway and annoys the hell out of everyone. We might end up with more oil left over too.

Now before you all (well, all 3 of you) start complaining of homobashing, this is actually an apt title. Sacha Baron Cohen, of Ali G, Borat and Bruno fame, has been at it again by winding up the American rednecks in quite possibly the easiest way possible: with gay people.
If you have seen the Borat [...]

Ah, how I love a good story about religion. Apparently some people in America are praying to God to give them lower fuel prices. They have been meeting up at a gas station in St. Louis, buying fuel, praying and then singing a rousing rendition of ‘We Shall Overcome’ with a change in lyrics to [...]

What do you do when you must mow your lawn and the mower wont start? Give up and leave it for another day? Try to fix it? Think about buying another? Well, those are all the normal responses you’d expect from people who aren’t derranged…
But this is not a normal person we’re talking about here. [...]

Anti-terrorism laws are stupid as we all know – thinly veiled attempts to allow the police to do what they want when they want without common law standing in the way. But their stupidity was highlighted when police stopped a family with a disabled child on their way to Calais by ferry for a day [...]

Gordon Brown is an idiot, yes, granted, but it would seem that some of the people trying to petition against him and his government are even more stupid. The ones in question today are those opposing the 3rd runway at Heathrow Airport, and just like Fathers 4 Justice, their ideas for success seem to be [...]

This is a follow-up to this story, the group of Lesbians (i.e. the inhabitants of the Greek island of Lesbos) have lost their legal battle to ban the word ‘lesbian’ from referring to homosexual women. Which is good, since if they had won then it would be utterly stupid…
They were ordered to pay court costs [...]

A family from Wales (this should explain it all) ended up flying to the wrong destination for their holiday, primarily down to their own stupidity but also the stupidity of the check-in staff. Instead of flying to Lanzarote, they ended up in Bodrum in Turkey.
The mix-up occurred when the family checked in on a desk [...]

What would you do if you dropped £10 down the toilet? Leave it? Try and get it back? How about £100? Or £1000? How much would you need to have lost down the loo before you get your hands dirty to retrieve it? Well for one woman, this situation actually happened and there was only [...]

American police officers have a reputation that preceeds them: donut munching, lazy, overweight men who if at all possible will avoid doing any actual work for as long as possible. And it seems they aren’t too fussed about it – even making it stereotype stick as much as they possibly can!
What I’m referring to is [...]