Archive for July, 2008

Stoner and Skully

Two teenage boys were arrested in America when they told police that they had dug up a corpse from a grave in a cemetary and stolen it’s skull to use as a bong. One of the boys had been originally questioned over debit card fraud, when all of a sudden he decided to let rip [...]

CSFail

Yes, its another fail from across the pond (this means you, America). I knew people over there watched way too much TV but come on, this is just rediculous.
CSI, known for being so detatched from reality that it couldnt get further away even by wearing a pink tutu and singing the Azerbaijani national anthem, has [...]

Baby cleaners

This is the best invention ever. It needs no more explanation, it is what it is: a baby mop. Simply put it on your kid and let THEM do all the cleaning up. Put your feet up and marvel at human inginuity!

Best site ever

In a departure from our normal habit of featuring stories highlighting why exactly humans are in the process of screwing up everything, I’ve decided to feature a website. Not just any website though: one which will stand the test of time and could well end up changing things for the better!
The site I am talking [...]

Fake!

You would have thought that being employed as a cop would take more than saying “sure, I’m a cop” but apparently it doesn’t any more. In a small town in America (very small, 1200 people, over here we call that a barn) they got fooled by this truly elaborate scheme.
The man in question was in [...]

Mail order pussy

Cats are known for their habit to dive into small, confined spaces, or indeed anywhere enclosed where they can hide/sleep/wait/skulk or all of the above. So it should come as no surprise that one cat in particular ended up taking a bit of an unexpected journey across its native Germany when it got stuck in [...]

Ohnoes! Baboons!

A couple in America are trying to sue a zoo for US$10,000,000 for what they call ‘psychological trauma’ after they were stuck in a cable car ride for the almighty total of 5 hours. They were rescued by emergency services (along with the other passengers of the ride) of course, but there is just no [...]

Need an assassin? Just eBay it!

eBay is good for finding many things – cheap DVDs, weird gifts to give to people and even used cars – so it should be no surprise that on a similar service in Mexico you can now find assassins for hire!
eBay itself has a history of banning certain items from sale, such as body parts [...]

Dont want to get up? Stay there then

Everyone has been there: girlfriend/wife/mum/sister/female associate getting at a man for lazing around on the sofa for too long, or being drunk, or both. Usually it ends up an in argument, with varying levels of aftermath.
For a man in Russia, this happened, but with a horrifying twist. He was lying on a sofa-bed, and after [...]

Can you land a plane with braile?

The Isles of Scilly earned their title recently when an advert for a job at the air traffic control centre on the island seemed to be a bit… well, stupid.
The advert featured a line mentioning availability of braile or audio versions of the job ad, obviously for blind or deaf people. Except the job itself [...]

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