Archive for August, 2008

I’ve got some change lying around…

Paper money isn’t the best thing in the world when you think about it, you know. It can burn, get ruined by water or other spills and is generally not as safe as good, old-fashioned coinage – which are exactly the reasons a man in the USA hates it so much. So much, in fact, [...]

Burn, baby, burn

Italians are known for their… uh… ‘fiery’ tempers but this takes it to an all new level – a man who burned down a barbers shop when he spotted a hardcore porn calendar on the wall which featured none other than his own girlfriend.
Now talk about an over-reaction there: surely it would be better to [...]

Crane operators, are they that stupid?

It would seem that to operate a crane you don’t need any qualifications whatsoever. Which is fine, but it would be nice if you had to have some common sense too…
Who thought that moving a many-ton vehicle at that angle would result in failure, eh?

You’re in a crane, not a racing car mate:

You cant drive

Today we have a selection of videos featuring the most idiotic and rediculous attempts driving available on the internet – be warned, if you try this yourself then you’re an absolute prat.
First up, how about someone trying to avoid that hugely tiring walk of about 15 feet from their car to the gate?

And here is [...]

Kids being stupid hour

Ah, I love kids. When they’re at least 5 miles away from me, that is. The only exception to that rule is when they’re making an arse of themselves to entertain me. So, here we are, a small collection of videos I trawled from some random video sites (ahem, YouTube).

Enjoy!

Theres a reason you’re cheerleaders…

Cheerleaders: what are they good for? Absolutely nothin’! Well, they just proved it even more.
A group of the dim-witted tarts ended up stuck in a lift during a cheerleading camp when they tried to see how many could fit in. Well, they found out that 26 of them could do (they’re 14-17 years old, and [...]

Whoops, wrong country

America is one of those countries everyone wants to invade it would seem – some want to because they hate the US, others because they want the US, and more still just would for the hell of it. Well, Mexico do it 40 times a year, apparently.
You’ve probably seen those vigilante groups who parade along [...]

Its a conspiracy!

Dont you just love conspiracy theorists? Theres plenty going on in our world which is underhand and engineered by governments to their own ends, like a lot of wars for sure, but when you find yourself videoing a rainbow caused by your sprinkler and you’re questioning ‘WHAT IS IN OUR WATER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!?’ [...]

I want my sauce damnit!

Ah, Florida, home of the insane, old, weird and obviously completely stupid. This time it is a man who when getting a sandwich from a shop in the sunshine state obviously wasn’t happy with the service he received.
The cause of his woes was when they forgot to put sauce on his sandwich – this caused [...]

UFOs? No, just balloons

What is it with people seeing ANYTHING in the sky and immediately crying out ‘UFO!’ and ringing the police? Yet again (see here) someone absolute prannocks in Stirlingshire (Scotland) have excelled the limits of stupidity.
All that happened was someone had a party and released some balloons into the air with candles attached. Quite why, I [...]

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