Archive for October, 2008

Contact Juggling

‘What?’ I hear you cry, anguish telling in your voice. It is understandable, you have not witnessed the magic that is Contact Juggling. It is an art, an illusion and a skill, both mesmerising and beautiful and something which will blow your mind more than chewing on a live grenade.
But obviously you have to witness [...]

They never learn

Some criminals never seem to learn, do they. They get caught once, and they just keep on getting caught doing the same thing. This is definately the case with a guy in San Francisco.
The man, a hair stylist apparently (I never knew they were so bad-ass), got caught having stolen a car. He had a [...]

All aboard the failtruck

Yes, its fail time again! Hurrah for people being stupid so I can mock them on here. Life is good.

Here we have an example of the typical level of person who is pushing trolleys at your average superstore. They don’t quite get the idea of wheels, it would seem. What’s best is they just stand [...]

Virtually murder

I don’t know what it is about online role-playing games, but they seem to attract the weirder side of life. I’m not talking about the socially withdrawn people, who find social interaction difficult when face-to-face, no, this is more about the ones who are just outright strange. This story should illustrate my point quite well.
A [...]

A cracking show

Politics shows are usually pretty dull aren’t they. Lots of skirting around questions, nothing actually interesting being said – I use them to fall asleep to most of the time (only problem is you may end up with John Prescott in your nightmares, not pretty).
It seems in South Africa (or Saarth Eefrika if you like) [...]

One fast car

The guys who set the most recent land speed world record in 1997 are at it again it seems. Obviously wanting to improve on their Thrust SSC effort from over 10 years ago, which reached a top spead of over 760mph (that’s faster than the speed of sound), they have come up with their next [...]

Naked and in a chimney

Yes, you read that right. In Manchester a man was found in the chimney of a Tesco supermarket, completely stark naked. No, I cant fathom how this chain of events even came to being. Firstly, what bloody Tesco has a chimney. They’re what you find at your gran’s house, not the money-printing machine that is [...]

Sick puppies

Rollercoaster Tycoon is meant to be a game about building a theme park, populated by people who love candy floss and sunshine and what to spend their day having good clean fun on a bunch of rides. You’re supposed to fulfill this objective. Which is what you do, riiight up to the point where you [...]

When news goes wrong!

Ah, news broadcasters. They’re a bunch of sanctimonious gits aren’t they? Always loving to seem like they know everything and ask the tough questions, when most of the time they come off looking like the guy in school who thought he knew more than the teacher, just to be blown out of the water. Well, [...]

Bunnies from outer space!

If you go down to the Alps today, you’re sure to find a big surprise… And big is definitely the operative word.
This giant stuffed rabbit on display on a hillside in Artesina, Italy is the work of an art studio called Gelitin. It is actually stuffed like a regular toy, and as you can see [...]

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