After yesterday’s article on the farcical US election, I decided my rant wasn’t over yet. Oh no, as I’m sure you’re all aware, there is another news-dominating ‘crisis’ which just wont go away like a particularly foul smell (think of someone’s breath after munching on a garlic and anchovie pizza with a generous portion of [...]

Oh yes, its time for a rant. As I’m sure every single person who has dared to be within 30 feet of a TV in the last year will know, there is an election on. Only thing is, its highly unlikely to be your country’s election: it is of course, the US election.
Now, what is [...]

With the financial crisis in the forefront of everyone’s minds now, what better than to ram the point of why its happening truly home? Well, here is an image depicting exactly why it is happening…
This is the US National Debt Clock in Manhatten, New York. It was created in 1989 to show how much money [...]

This is a brilliant job by The Onion, ripping into the Disney tradition of producing model child stars for their own evil ends. I particularly love the bit about the dead eyes, cos these kids really must not be in possession of a soul – they sold theirs to Satan long ago in return for [...]

A man must be waking up feeling immensely stupid after he had what can be likened to a hissy fit by a gun-toting red blooded USA-chanting male.
When he and his girlfriend got home from a bar, he wanted to get it on. She didn’t (nothing new there, surely). He got angry. She went to sleep. [...]

There are some people who should realise that science is something worth paying attention to in class when you’re younger. It saves you from the inevitable situation where everyone realises what a complete and utter idiot you are, whether you are alive to experience it or not. No-one wants an epitaph on their grave to [...]

People are always looking for easy ways to lose weight or get into shape. Here’s a clue: PUT DOWN THE FORK. But I digress, I have video proof that people will try ANYTHING to achieve this aim. And I mean anything – check this out:

I mean, what kind of crazy drug is this woman on? [...]

Thieves are everywhere. They’re in your town, your neighbourhood, your house. Yes, behind you, kick him in the soft bits! Now he’s dealt with – hope you checked for your car keys – I shall entertain you (hopefully) with some stories of stupid and just weird robberies in recent memory…
A restaurant in California had a [...]

You know the bit in Superman where he is dealing with some ne’er-do-well and afformentioned crim shoots a gun at our favourite confused pants wearer, only for the Man of Superness to catch the bullet between his teeth? Thought it was rubbish? Think again!
A couple in Croatia are counting themselves very lucky after a very [...]

Here’s a video which points out the subtle differences between traditional demolition methods, and those employed by obscure European demolition ‘experts’.

When demolishing a building, be sure to wear no protection gear. Your sturdy skull will protect you from any falling material: even concrete will merely fall into dust the second it collides with your head.
Be [...]