Archive for November, 2008

Herpes Gladiatorum

What happens when grown men get dressed up in tight lycra, roll around on the floor with each other on a quick-clean mat? Herpes, that’s what. No, ‘Herpes Gladiatorum’ isn’t a shit film featuring the interminable Russel Crowe in his wilder years (well, wilder than punching random people). Apparently it is a special kind of [...]

Sweet, delicious Lord

A German man who is selling chocolate Jesus figures has ended up the centre of a storm of controversy. It all stems from the fact that religious types in his area don’t like the idea of their Lord being cast in choccie form and wrapped in golden foil to be sold for the gobbling of [...]

Turbo Recliner Chair

Ever wondered what you can do with old Recliner Chairs once they no long fulfil their original purpose? Well, look no further than this video for inspiration. Yes, you too can go round in circles in a noisy stadium with two jet engines strapped to your arse.

What I want to see now is this concept [...]

Pasta masta

The world is a weird place, especially when you consider the case of this next guy. He was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police in Australia, who then proceeded to surround his car with weapons drawn. What they didn’t realise was that he had his weapon drawn – and I don’t mean the [...]

Sandvich smackdown

Sandwiches: tasty, portable, simple to make – and nowadays utilised as deadly weapons. A guy in America (Florida to be precise, surprise surprise, must be the heat) showed off his ninja death-sandvich skills to lay the smackdown on his girlfriend when she was driving with him and their child in the back seat.
He got angry [...]

Ball to the face

It’s a know fact that Americans suck at football compared to the rest of the world (REAL football, not your namby-pamby stop-every-few-yards, wear-full-body-armour football which is more like RUGBY). Actually, that isn’t entirely true, its only the men who suck – after all, the women’s team have won the Women’s World Cup twice (1991 and [...]

This is for all of you out there who have had a sales guy ring you up trying to offer you some crap that you’ve never heard of, will never want and have even less interest in hearing about. This one gets it thrown right back at him in a humourous fashion after someone decides [...]

Batman is suing Batman

If you missed this summer’s Batman movie, The Dark Knight, then you’ve either been living under a rock or in North Korea. Either way, you probably won’t be reading this, so I can presume you know all about it. Well, the director of said film is now being sued along with Warner Bros by the [...]

Till death do you part

In a rather peverse twist of fate a woman in Brazil was killed by her husband’s coffin this week after the hearse she and the coffin were in ended up in a crash. During the drive, a car slammed into them from behind, knocking the coffin forward. It hit her in the head and killed [...]

Some insane landings

I’m going on holiday in a few weeks, so what better pass-time to enjoy than watching videos of outright scary aeroplane landings from around the world, eh? Yes, I thought so too, so here are some of the best I’ve seen.

First up is this small plane in Russia, the pilot of which obviously thinks the [...]

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