Archive for January, 2009

The most depraved eBay listing ever?

Over the years there have been loads of weird auctions on eBay, everything from kidneys to children to nuclear submarines. Even though the listing of body parts and people is banned and get removed pretty sharpish, it doesn’t stop some people. Oh no. Behold, the sickest and possibly most depraved eBay auction I have ever [...]

More dirty adverts

After being literally inundated with an e-mail, I have come to realise that you lot like dirty adverts. Well, here you go, I have found yet another. This time it is Guinness who are trying to sell you their gravy masquerading as an alcoholic beverage, using the lowest common denominator method. Beware, if you don’t [...]

5 ways to dump your girlfriend

Well, the time of rampant commercialisation is approaching fast – no, not Christmas, the other time of rampant commercialisation, Valentine’s Day. A time of year when those in relationships have to buy stuff and the ones who aren’t get to feel sorry for themselves, oh joy to the world. One thing that is often overlooked [...]

RoboDump

Now, if you’re a fan of toilet humour (literally) then you will love this. If you don’t, then sod off, we don’t want your kind here. Now we’re alone, we can gaze in wonderment and think of the untold possibilities of RoboDump, a machine designed to occupy toilet cubicles and make all fellow toileteers distinctly [...]

If you don’t have a mobile phone these days, you’re supposedly a luddite who might as well be sporting a lifetime’s worth of facial hair, a club and a leopardskin loincloth. Even worse is if you do have a mobile phone and its old. By old I mean its more than a year old. So, [...]

Whatever You’re Into…

Yes, its time for Funny Condom Adverts! In what is becoming a regular feature on this site, I have decided to show you another gem from the industry which is Ribbed for Her Pleasure. This time it is a public information advert put out by a advice service along with MTV, advising you to shield [...]

If you use sites like Amazon to buy hardware or electronics, or even any form of product, you’ll know to look at the reviews before you buy – if anything is really crap, chances are someone will be venting serious amounts of spleen about its inadequacies. This is especially true for computer parts – the [...]

Durex ad says ‘Get It On!’

Companies like Durex always have to be careful when they produce adverts – if they’re too explicit then they’ll be banned outright, but if they are too namby-pamby and beat around the bush, they will be seen as ‘not cool’ by young’uns (presumably ones who don’t mind ending up with a ball and chain, oops, [...]

Creative people: grow your own

This video was produced by the South West Regional Development Agency to promote creative businesses to set up shop in the area – and by god it does a bloody good job. The video has been slowly spreading around the web and gaining views on YouTube as well as on its own site. I think [...]

Come to Somalia, we’ve got pirates

As you may well know, there have been a spate of attacks by bloodthirsty, rum-chugging pirates off the coast of Somalia. These aren’t your fluffy, nice, Disney versions you’ve seen in Pirates of the Caribbean – that is unless in the fourth film they’re planning on arming Cap’n Jack Sparrow with a bazooka and putting [...]