Archive for February, 2009

Wheels with style

Have you ever sat in your car and thought “Hmm, this just doesn’t do it for me any more. I need something more… adventurous.” Were you thinking of a Ferrari at the time? If so, then you might want to take a look at this video, showing off some amazing alternatives to the traditional sports [...]

Berries – serious business!

It’s a massive political tug-of-war, the likes of which have never been seen before (and probably never will be again). Titans are at war with each other over a piece of legislation in which the fate of the human race hangs by a thread. I am of course talking about the Great Oregon Marionberry Decision.
The [...]

Burglar robs neighbour’s houses

Burglars are not usually renowned for their lateral thinking abilities and superior intelligence, especially those who get caught in the act. This case makes all of them look like MENSA members when compared to it, though – a man who robbed the houses of his neighbours on the street he lived on. Yes, it’s a [...]

Words that begin with X – a followup

Seems like this post about words beginning with X has garnered a small response, mostly consisting of the below argument:
BAAAAAAWWWWWW, WHER AM MEANINGZ?!?
To which my response is:
Use a dictionary, you idiots.
Every time I hear someone say ‘what does ____ mean’, it makes me want to beat them over the head with a lead block. What [...]

Jizz in My Pants

Following on from the earlier post featuring a certain boat-related song, I have decided to bring you one of the Lonely Island’s earlier hits (and a hit it is, with over 26 million views). This one takes on the sensitive, personal and stigmatised issue of premature ejaculation in a hard hitting documentary chronicling its effects. [...]

I’m On A Boat!

If you haven’t already seen this video then you must live under a rock or something, because it is spreading around the big wide internetwork like herpes round an orgy. If you don’t like strong language, there is also a ‘clean’ version, which in my opinion, just ruins it altogether.
This video is the product of [...]

A Tale of Two Kitties

This video tells a heartbreaking tale – the love, now long since disappeared, that once existed between two cats. From one side of the glass, you follow the tearful story of the lovers once together that now found themselves seperated by a sheet of mankind’s oppression, forever stopping them from experiencing the sensitive touch of [...]

UK and France united by fail

The UK and France have a long history together. Usually that history involved killing each other, or on rare occasions joining up to kill someone else, but still its a history nontheless. This time they have managed to work together on a project – managing to crash submarines into each other. Except this didn’t happen [...]

Around the world in… well, a year

There are all sorts of records for getting around the world it seems. Every mode of transportation is covered, every which way to go is too (pole to pole? round the Equator?). That still leaves a lot of space for further expeditions, and one man seems to be doing just that. His name is Graham [...]

The mobile phone reunion

This video should please those of you who don’t feel the need to dive on every new mobile/cell phone the minute it comes out. If I had a penny for every time I saw someone lord it over someone else for not having the latest extortionately-priced phone, I would be a very rich man. In [...]

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