Or so the Daily Express would have you believe. They’d probably find a way to blame the European Union for it too.
Anyway, I digress from the story of a circus performer in the Moscow State Circus who has been told he is not allowed to wear jumbo sized footwear because it poses a bit of [...]

It seems a woman in Washington, UK wasn’t the only one being violated as her neighbours had to complain to the council about groaning noises and the bed banging against the wall during sex, just days after she had been given an ASBO for the same thing (Anti-Social Behaviour Order for those of you not [...]

Birds aren’t known for their rebellious nature really. Sure, you get magpies stealing anything shiny which isn’t nailed down (if it is they just nick the nail first) but that is more a case of them being a bit dim. Since when has a milk bottle top been good nesting material, anyway?
There are always exceptions [...]

£61,000 – that is how much money this couple managed to get away with over a 3 month period from a broken cash machine in their area, and I bet they thought they would get away with it. Think again, suckers!
The machine was not recording transactions for accounts with unauthorised overdrafts and when they discovered [...]

Leave it alone I tell you! You’re all just jealous because you aren’t getting paid to grind a chair before being grabbed in what looks like a sea rescue with a helicopter! And her beautiful flowing locks! Ok, they may not be real, but nothing in Hollywood is! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Now if you ask me, [...]

Energie Cottbus – not a football team many of you will know, and hardly one challenging Barcelona for the Champions League title. No matter though – the German league is more than enough! Well, so people thought when they travelled nearly 400 miles to watch their favourite team play high-flying Schalke.
What the 600 or so [...]

Do you own an old sewing machine? If so, now would be a brilliant time to take a trip to Saudi Arabia and con some people out of some money!
Since people will believe anything if it comes through completely unverifiable sources like a mate of a mate of a mate of their dog, a rumour [...]

Yes, that is absolutely, 100%, flawless French. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Even French people.
Now we got that out of the way, time to watch our favourite French comedian/public disturbance specialist Remi Gaillard (who you may remember from this Mario Kart skit) has blessed us with this real-world version of Pac-Man. Your golf balls, [...]

Plenty of couples or housemates fall out over pets. They crap everywhere, decide to pee only on the bed of the person who hates them the most and annoy them with their cutesiness. How do you solve such problems? Reasoned debate? Ultimatums? Fire? You should take a leaf out of this woman’s book then – [...]

Some people are hardcore, some have balls of steel. Yet more may be known as ‘Iron Men’, but this guy takes the biscuit. This guy fought a goddamn snake and ended up winning.
The huge 13 foot python decided that our star of the show would make a delightful amuse-bouche and so attacked him, expecting to [...]