Archive for April, 2009

Wrong party, numbnuts

This story sounds like it was taken from the plot of a bad Leslie Nielsen film – you know the ones where a series of misunderstandings end up with him wearing no pants in front of the President and his wife, or destroying something important. The story involves an Indian politician…
Picture this. Afformentioned Indian politician [...]

Saucy secrets which aren’t so secret

Immigration officers in Newcastle proved their worth to the nation by stopping one particularly determined Brazilian woman from entering the country. The reason? Sexiness. A whole suitcase full of it.
You see, this woman had previously tried to get into the country through Belfast a few months earlier and failed. The reason for that failure? A [...]

Life in the fast lane

A man was caught speeding 20mph over the speed limit in Norway the other day, but you will never guess what the cops discovered when they stopped him.
He grabbed their attention when he was swerving from side to side on the road whilst going too fast, so they decided to follow him and record some [...]

Fart of death

Let’s hypothesise for a minute here. You’re in a room with your friend, both of you chowing down on your dinner. “Mmmm, what delightful fragrances and flavours I am getting from this veritable banquet of luxury” you say to your buddy. You are thoroughly enjoying your meal, when, out of the blue, your friend lets [...]

Extreme Ping Pong

Ping pong is hardly the most exciting sport known to man, especially since a lot of players seem to have all the personality of a brick wall. For me, I can’t help but think of the ping pong scene in Borat – all over-tight shorts, long white socks and men who would struggle to turn [...]

Women are now apparently chickens

Two Australian Rules players are in hot water after they were found to be part of a group of 8 players who produced a video which is now garnering a hell of a lot of negative attention. They have been fined AU$5,000 for being part of it, but the content of the video and the [...]

Rex Crusoe

If you lost your dog overboard on a boating trip, you wouldn’t expect to find it again would you? Especially if you had searched for hours on end looking for the poor beast, all to no avail. Well, an Australian couple suffered just such a tragedy, only to find out 5 months later than their [...]

A Sunday league football match in Manchester, UK has become the scene of a rather weird decision by a referee after one of the players farted. International Manchester FC were playing a match against Chorlton Villa when they were given a penalty. When the player stepped up to take the kick, a Cholton Villa player [...]

Nicholas Cage. Famous for being in a large number of mediocre action films, having the same haircut for 10 years and having that faintly monotonous tone of voice which could quite easily send you to sleep if he were to read out something like the Bible (hell, I could fall asleep to that even if [...]

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