Archive for July, 2009

Given the cold… thigh?

A 76 year-old man in Bristol, the place in Britain where we send those people who we like to call ’slow’, had a bit of a surprise as he sat in his garden enjoying a balmy English summer day.
You see, he lives under the flight path of a major international airport, Bristol International Airport to [...]

Bad time to be a wrestling midget

If you’re a fan of the JimĂ©nez brothers then don’t read on. If you haven’t a clue who they are, continue. They are were midget wrestlers from Mexico, and by the looks of it they were of the ‘lucha libre’ variety (think of Jack Black in Nacho Libre, but much smaller).
So, how do you expect [...]

Nigaz, please

Racial epithets are rarely good business. This is the new business strategy of the Russians at Gazprom with their new 2.5 billion dollar joint venture in Nigeria – Nigaz.
The Nigerians don’t care. The fact that the word ‘Nigaz’ is a portmanteau of the words ‘Nigeria’ and ‘Gazprom’ and is pronounced as ‘nye-gaz’ is enough for [...]

Microsoft make me SICK

They do. Seriously. Like, vomit everywhere. Don’t believe me? Well see this actual library documentary footage of a women being so disgusted by the new Internet Explorer 8 browser that she physically throws up all over her pristine, laminate floored house and her pristine, middle class white America husband (who totally isn’t banging the secretary [...]

The Lego arcade

Lego. There really is nothing you can’t do with the stuff. I’d wager it is entirely possible to create some kind of mecha-transformer-tank-killatron which could crush France with one foot whilst nuking China, taking a dump on Switzerland at the same time. Don’t believe me? PAH!
Anyway, returning to reality, this video is awesome. All your [...]

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