Let’s hypothesise for a minute here. You’re in a room with your friend, both of you chowing down on your dinner. “Mmmm, what delightful fragrances and flavours I am getting from this veritable banquet of luxury” you say to your buddy. You are thoroughly enjoying your meal, when, out of the blue, your friend lets rip a beastly bout of flatulence which rocks you to your very core.

The sound envelopes your senses, shattering the moment of idyllic bliss you had been experiencing but a few seconds before. Then, as you think it cannot possibly get any worse, the smell hits you like a half-brick to the face – you gag, but quickly realise you have no option but to breathe because the gasp you let out emptied your lungs of valuable air.

So, what do you do now? Throw a cushion at your friend? Give him an earful and call him a dirty sod? Laugh? Cry? Well, if you live in Texas then you do things a little differently. Like throw a knife at him.

This is what transpired in a motel room in Waco, but it didn’t quite end at that. The knife went into the farter’s leg, causing a nasty wound. Not happy with this, the fart victim decided to up the ante by stabbing him in the chest, you know, just to make sure. Needless to say he is now on charges related to assault with a deadly weapon. The police have yet to say whether the farter will be charged with terrorism charges (he did let lose a noxious gas, after all).

Of course, this could all be a case of mistaken intentions – the guy could have been trying to perforate Mr Fartalicious to help him deflate and rid himself of those troublesome gases…

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