So you’ve just found some Chinese Furniture randomly (don’t ask me how, you’re the one with fancy furniture lying around that you just ‘forgot’ about, philistine). Now you’re wondering what you can do with it. Well, look no further! I have many great ideas for you… Well, some. OK, maybe one. Or none.

  • Construct a fort
    This should be the first on anyone’s list in my opinion. You never know when the zombie apocalypse will arise, so it is always worth practising your fortress building techniques with objects you will find lying around. Chinese furniture is good because it is usually pretty heavy duty wood, perfect for staving off the undead after your brains.
  • Hold a tea party for some midgets
    Midgets are people too, and they enjoy tea parties just as much as the next person. Show you are a good host by providing some furniture to fit their stature – after all, it would just be mean to have them use regular sized tables and chairs wouldn’t it!

    The perfect choice for the vertically challenged.

    The perfect choice for the vertically challenged.

  • Pretend you’re a King (or Queen)
    You may not be an actual King (or Queen), but you can sure as hell act like one. Chinese furniture is known for being rather ornate, so it is the perfect choice for your royal aspirations. If like me you have tried ordering your significant other around to perform your commands and failed, a fancy chair may well assist you in getting obeyed.

    Pretend you're royalty. Snoop Dogg has been doing it for years.

    Pretend you're royalty. Snoop Dogg has been doing it for years.

  • Sell it
    Come on, I would have thought you could think of THAT. Money, money, money!

That’s all I got. Any better ideas? Suggest them here and when I can be bothered I will put em up here. Of coure, all these ideas can work with regular furniture too…

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