Giant Lego man on the beach

This, bizarrely, is a giant Lego figurine that has been found on the beach in Brighton recently.

No-one knows how it got there or why, but it was found by a local who was out walking along the beach. Apparently an almost identical Lego man was found standing on a beach in Zandvoort in Holland last year, and both of them have ‘No real than you are’ written on their chests in huge letters.

Its all a bit weird – does this mean that the oncoming fall of man will at the hand (or claw-like appendage) of submarine Lego giants who will crush our civilisation underfoot before building theirs on top out of brightly coloured plastic bricks fashioned from our cars and houses? Only time will tell, but until then, every time you step on one of the bloody bricks that a kid has left lying around deliberately, remember to say sorry. It may mean your end is quick…

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