Bad time to be a wrestling midget

If you’re a fan of the JimĂ©nez brothers then don’t read on. If you haven’t a clue who they are, continue. They are were midget wrestlers from Mexico, and by the looks of it they were of the ‘lucha libre’ variety (think of Jack Black in Nacho Libre, but much smaller).
So, how do you expect [...]

Nigaz, please

Racial epithets are rarely good business. This is the new business strategy of the Russians at Gazprom with their new 2.5 billion dollar joint venture in Nigeria – Nigaz.
The Nigerians don’t care. The fact that the word ‘Nigaz’ is a portmanteau of the words ‘Nigeria’ and ‘Gazprom’ and is pronounced as ‘nye-gaz’ is enough for [...]

Microsoft make me SICK

They do. Seriously. Like, vomit everywhere. Don’t believe me? Well see this actual library documentary footage of a women being so disgusted by the new Internet Explorer 8 browser that she physically throws up all over her pristine, laminate floored house and her pristine, middle class white America husband (who totally isn’t banging the secretary [...]

The Lego arcade

Lego. There really is nothing you can’t do with the stuff. I’d wager it is entirely possible to create some kind of mecha-transformer-tank-killatron which could crush France with one foot whilst nuking China, taking a dump on Switzerland at the same time. Don’t believe me? PAH!
Anyway, returning to reality, this video is awesome. All your [...]

Woman throws away $1 million in mattress

How would you feel if you lost $1 million by throwing it away into a landfill. Now make it an accident, beyond your control. Feeling bad? Pissed off? Annoyed? Distraught? Well, now add to the mix that it wasn’t you who lost your million dollars… it was your daughter. I think by now you would [...]

Beatboxing flute action

This is something you don’t see every day. There have been a fair number of beatboxers over the years, not all of them good. Well, here is one act which laughs at their inadequacies whilst holding a flute and knocking out some phat beatz…
OK, so he isn’t like the second coming of Jesus or anything, [...]

So you’ve been on the big wide webbernet, mooching about and generally filling up your cache, history and logs with a nice trail showing just how much you like Donkeys Gone Wild and Big MILFs. But oh no! Your mother/father/sister/brother/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/dog wants to use the computer next! You need to rid it of all of those [...]

Fun things to do with mail spam

Everyone gets spam, its like a law of the universe or something. But when you think back, we always got spam. Way before the invention of e-mail, we were (and still are) getting inundated with leaflets, pamphlets, print adverts, TV commercials, radio spots and informercials until we could virtually memorise them. Trust me, if I [...]

The evils of sprinklers

Sprinklers can be great fun, we all know that. Kids love to dance around in them when the weather is hot, dogs love to play chicken with them and they keep your lawn all nice and lush. However, they are the mortal enemy of the water board who impose hosepipe bans as a mere cover [...]

Security camera gold

Security cameras are everywhere these days. Can’t even walk down the street without having about 3 of them watching you at all times. However, they do have their uses – like catching hilarious moments on tape for people like us to laugh at. This first video shows how winding someone up by throwing stuff at [...]

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