A man in Russia has ended up with a lot more than he bargained for after his sexual advances on a raccoon have ended up with him having a mutilated member, the doctors at the hospital having something to laugh at for the next few months and us lot with someone to stare at in disbelief, point and say “They call him Raccoon Lover”.

The drunken Rusky apparently said to himself “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun” and decided to do just that by trying to rape the small furry beast. Needless to say, it didn’t go well, and he ended up in hospital.

He’s been told that whatever was bitten clean off is gone forever, but that he might get use of his manhood back. Whether that means that he will simply be able to pee again, or whether he will be able to try to use it on other unsuspecting (but deadly) animals remains to be seen. I doubt anyone could be that stupid a second time. Or could they?

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