Sandwiches: tasty, portable, simple to make – and nowadays utilised as deadly weapons. A guy in America (Florida to be precise, surprise surprise, must be the heat) showed off his ninja death-sandvich skills to lay the smackdown on his girlfriend when she was driving with him and their child in the back seat.

He got angry at something and decided that he “didn’t want to hit her so he threw a sandwich at her”. This knocked her glasses off and caused her to lose control, after which he smashed the windscreen with the rear-view mirror he had broken off himself.

Happy families, eh? Now you know that a sandwich could – and would – be used in a fight. Coming next week, how to use an olive to defend yourself from a group of 10 pirates.

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