Here we have the common species teenagus moronicus, most often found hanging around kid’s playgrounds. They like to mark their territory to ensure that their biggest threat, the canbareli walkus, does not invade and settle there.
Their natural habitat is amongst play areas where they enjoy climbing, frollicking and peeing.
Now anyone who didn’t see the ending coming from a mile off probably needs to be euthanased right now. I dunno how he lost his balance, it can be either of two reasons: 1) he can’t stand up properly or 2) didn’t think that the guy standing next to him would try and do a dirty trick. Plus this whole standing shoulder-to-shoulder whilst urinating thing – when the hell did that become the ‘done thing’?!

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