A is for Ass

Time Warner seem to have cocked up fine style in the US state of North Carolina, showing some naughty video on kids TV. Sure, this has happened many times before (such as during sporting events), but the experience is usually short lived as someone frantically searches for the ‘off’ button while their boss screams in [...]

Plenty of couples or housemates fall out over pets. They crap everywhere, decide to pee only on the bed of the person who hates them the most and annoy them with their cutesiness. How do you solve such problems? Reasoned debate? Ultimatums? Fire? You should take a leaf out of this woman’s book then – [...]

Fart of death

Let’s hypothesise for a minute here. You’re in a room with your friend, both of you chowing down on your dinner. “Mmmm, what delightful fragrances and flavours I am getting from this veritable banquet of luxury” you say to your buddy. You are thoroughly enjoying your meal, when, out of the blue, your friend lets [...]

How much would you pay to have your “spiritual issues” cleansed? £1? £2? A penny? For one Charles Silveira, money seemed to not be a problem when he handed over what amounted to over $900,000 to an online psychic who was working on his issues from the ethereal plane.
How and why did he hand over [...]

Berries – serious business!

It’s a massive political tug-of-war, the likes of which have never been seen before (and probably never will be again). Titans are at war with each other over a piece of legislation in which the fate of the human race hangs by a thread. I am of course talking about the Great Oregon Marionberry Decision.
The [...]

If Carlsberg made commercials…

They would be the craziest in the world…

Looking for some bargains this Thanksgiving (assuming you’re American)? Then look no further than CRAAAAZY GIDEON! He will sort you out with some low low priced electronic goods, and he will give you permanent eardrum damage in with it in some form of sadistic bargain deal.
This guy scares [...]

Who gives a toss about the election?!

Oh yes, its time for a rant. As I’m sure every single person who has dared to be within 30 feet of a TV in the last year will know, there is an election on. Only thing is, its highly unlikely to be your country’s election: it is of course, the US election.
Now, what is [...]

Robbery 101

Thieves are everywhere. They’re in your town, your neighbourhood, your house. Yes, behind you, kick him in the soft bits! Now he’s dealt with – hope you checked for your car keys – I shall entertain you (hopefully) with some stories of stupid and just weird robberies in recent memory…
A restaurant in California had a [...]

Fishface

Some unfortunate lad has ended up with a broken jaw… from a fish. Yes, thats right, a fish. Don’t believe me? Read on.
The boy was being towed around by a boat on a lake in an inner tube when the Silver Asian carp leaped out of the water at him and hit him square in [...]

Butt Bandit ahoy

Some guy in America has actually earned the nickname ‘The Butt Bandit’ after his campaign of arsery (quite literally) around the US town of Valentine in Nebraska (that place where nothing ever happens). He has been running around at night, greasing up his cheeks and leaving his ‘mark’ on the windows of anywhere he can [...]

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