This is what it would sound like. For those of you who don’t know, Cannibal Corpse are a death metal band who just love their dark, gruesome, macarbre and mostly unintelligable lyrics, so much so that they have been doing it for 20 years. Such lyrical topics routinely involve dismemberment, death, mutilation, sex (usually brutal [...]

Two Australian Rules players are in hot water after they were found to be part of a group of 8 players who produced a video which is now garnering a hell of a lot of negative attention. They have been fined AU$5,000 for being part of it, but the content of the video and the [...]

If you lost your dog overboard on a boating trip, you wouldn’t expect to find it again would you? Especially if you had searched for hours on end looking for the poor beast, all to no avail. Well, an Australian couple suffered just such a tragedy, only to find out 5 months later than their [...]

A man has been held in Australia for attempting to smuggle two pigeons into the country – in his pants. He wrapped them in padded envelopes and stuffed them in a pair of tights he wore under his trousers, obviously hoping that the big mishapen lumps in his legs didn’t give him away.
The problem is [...]

Over the years there have been loads of weird auctions on eBay, everything from kidneys to children to nuclear submarines. Even though the listing of body parts and people is banned and get removed pretty sharpish, it doesn’t stop some people. Oh no. Behold, the sickest and possibly most depraved eBay auction I have ever [...]

Aussies are a unique culture – some say they take the best bits of British and American culture before stewing it with a few beers over a BBQ. Others say they’re completely insane and are just a bunch of convicts, so its horses for courses I guess.
Aside from this, they do have the odd good [...]

The world is a weird place, especially when you consider the case of this next guy. He was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police in Australia, who then proceeded to surround his car with weapons drawn. What they didn’t realise was that he had his weapon drawn – and I don’t mean the [...]

Remember the story a while back about a family who ended up in the wrong country after boarding the wrong plane? Well, I think this story trumps it, just about.
A woman from Argentina ended up in Sydney, Nova Scotia, instead of Sydney, Australia after she booked a ticket without checking to see where it was [...]

A woman in Australia showed real determination when she crashed her car into the front of a convenience store whilst driving drunk. That may not sound too amazing, but when she got out of the crashed car, walked into the store and picked up a six pack of beer from the fridge and took it [...]

In a follow-up to this article, the man who was selling his life on an eBay auction has finally sold it. The winning bid on the auction was for AU$399,300, around £192,000.
During the auction he had to put a registration system in place so that fake bids could be filtered out and ignored, with some [...]