So you’ve been on the big wide webbernet, mooching about and generally filling up your cache, history and logs with a nice trail showing just how much you like Donkeys Gone Wild and Big MILFs. But oh no! Your mother/father/sister/brother/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/dog wants to use the computer next! You need to rid it of all of those [...]

Avian arsonist burns down shop

Birds aren’t known for their rebellious nature really. Sure, you get magpies stealing anything shiny which isn’t nailed down (if it is they just nick the nail first) but that is more a case of them being a bit dim. Since when has a milk bottle top been good nesting material, anyway?
There are always exceptions [...]

Remember kids, don’t play with fire

How many times were you told as a child that playing with fire was naughty, dangerous and stupid? 10? 100? I personally lost count, not that it deterred me fully from burning things for fun (admittedly I was a lot older by then). For these guys, I think the warnings weren’t clear enough. How did [...]

Science hurts

There are some people who should realise that science is something worth paying attention to in class when you’re younger. It saves you from the inevitable situation where everyone realises what a complete and utter idiot you are, whether you are alive to experience it or not. No-one wants an epitaph on their grave to [...]

That’s gotta hurt

Ah, people hurting themselves. Its great to watch, isn’t it? Well, here you are, gorge yourselves on other people’s pain!

If the band weren’t playing, you would be able to hear a loud ‘CRACK’ as the head stock of the guitar crunched that guy’s face. That’s what you get when you insist on standing so close [...]

Sir, that license isn’t yours

Theres enough people driving without driving licenses these days around the world. Whether they be under-age joyriders, banned drivers or just those who can’t be bothered to actually sit a test, they’re a pain in the backside for the rest of us. Usually.
What would you do if you found out that someone who had been [...]

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