Shot his load

A man must be waking up feeling immensely stupid after he had what can be likened to a hissy fit by a gun-toting red blooded USA-chanting male.
When he and his girlfriend got home from a bar, he wanted to get it on. She didn’t (nothing new there, surely). He got angry. She went to sleep. [...]

Superman to the rescue

You know the bit in Superman where he is dealing with some ne’er-do-well and afformentioned crim shoots a gun at our favourite confused pants wearer, only for the Man of Superness to catch the bullet between his teeth? Thought it was rubbish? Think again!
A couple in Croatia are counting themselves very lucky after a very [...]

Kill it!

What do you do when you must mow your lawn and the mower wont start? Give up and leave it for another day? Try to fix it? Think about buying another? Well, those are all the normal responses you’d expect from people who aren’t derranged…
But this is not a normal person we’re talking about here. [...]

Fake!

You would have thought that being employed as a cop would take more than saying “sure, I’m a cop” but apparently it doesn’t any more. In a small town in America (very small, 1200 people, over here we call that a barn) they got fooled by this truly elaborate scheme.
The man in question was in [...]

Duck!

A man has appeared in court over an incident where he shot his neighbour’s duck with a pellet gun, injuring it in the throat in the process, but what makes this unusual is the punishment.
The duck now has a protection order against the man, 21, who will now also most likely spend some time in [...]

Free guns

Americans love their guns, they also love their cars. So what could be better than bundling them together for a promotion to sell more cars? A car dealership in the USA has started a promotion offering a free gun or a free gas card worth $250 – and guess which is proving the most popular!
Apparently [...]

Got an itch? Shoot yourself in the back

Ah, bless those Americans, always there to provide us with some hilarity during the day. Texans are even better, which makes this story all the more funny.
A group of friends were playing poker and drinking in one of their houses – nothing unusual there, you might say. But when one of them got an itch [...]