Cheryl Cole has finally realised that her soon-to-be ex-husband is a twat, being quoted as saying “I can’t believe I’ve been with him for 4 years – he can barely tie his own shoelaces”. Well, she might have said that if she were able to string more than 5 coherent words together. Why the rest [...]

Burglars are not usually renowned for their lateral thinking abilities and superior intelligence, especially those who get caught in the act. This case makes all of them look like MENSA members when compared to it, though – a man who robbed the houses of his neighbours on the street he lived on. Yes, it’s a [...]

If you use sites like Amazon to buy hardware or electronics, or even any form of product, you’ll know to look at the reviews before you buy – if anything is really crap, chances are someone will be venting serious amounts of spleen about its inadequacies. This is especially true for computer parts – the [...]

Some criminals never seem to learn, do they. They get caught once, and they just keep on getting caught doing the same thing. This is definately the case with a guy in San Francisco. The man, a hair stylist apparently (I never knew they were so bad-ass), got caught having stolen a car. He had [...]

Here’s a video which points out the subtle differences between traditional demolition methods, and those employed by obscure European demolition ‘experts’. When demolishing a building, be sure to wear no protection gear. Your sturdy skull will protect you from any falling material: even concrete will merely fall into dust the second it collides with your [...]

Dont you just love conspiracy theorists? Theres plenty going on in our world which is underhand and engineered by governments to their own ends, like a lot of wars for sure, but when you find yourself videoing a rainbow caused by your sprinkler and you’re questioning ‘WHAT IS IN OUR WATER TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!?’ [...]

Gordon Brown is an idiot, yes, granted, but it would seem that some of the people trying to petition against him and his government are even more stupid. The ones in question today are those opposing the 3rd runway at Heathrow Airport, and just like Fathers 4 Justice, their ideas for success seem to be [...]

A family from Wales (this should explain it all) ended up flying to the wrong destination for their holiday, primarily down to their own stupidity but also the stupidity of the check-in staff. Instead of flying to Lanzarote, they ended up in Bodrum in Turkey. The mix-up occurred when the family checked in on a [...]

OK, this takes the biscuit. Any other idiot/moron/prat/Darwin award nominee I have mentioned on this blog has nothing on this person. It happened in Wales, and is further proof that Welsh people should NOT, I repeat NOT, be allowed out on their own. A person rang up the police on the 999 emergency number to [...]

Yes it rhymes, no it wasn’t intended to. This story just takes the biscuit really, mainly on how stupid people are when it comes to their pets. Basically, a cat got stuck up a tree. It was there for a couple of days, yowling for help (apparently) and so the owner (I presume) decided to [...]