Yes, you read that right. In Manchester a man was found in the chimney of a Tesco supermarket, completely stark naked. No, I cant fathom how this chain of events even came to being. Firstly, what bloody Tesco has a chimney. They’re what you find at your gran’s house, not the money-printing machine that is [...]

Some guy in America has actually earned the nickname ‘The Butt Bandit’ after his campaign of arsery (quite literally) around the US town of Valentine in Nebraska (that place where nothing ever happens). He has been running around at night, greasing up his cheeks and leaving his ‘mark’ on the windows of anywhere he can [...]

Princess Eugenie was caught the other day apparently ‘frolicking naked’ with a bunch of female classmates at her expensive private school. According to reports, it was nothing to do with boys or drugs, but they may well have been drunk…
Now this really annoys me. Why, when I was at school, did I never once see [...]

Wolf whistling is the passtime of men around the world (well, builders around the world). It annoys women, allows men to be chauvenistic without being directly offensive and is the signal of ‘you have a nice body’ from those men who find communication using speech a little bit too hard. Usually the woman ends up [...]

Idiots, they’re everywhere, including Germany. Two women who were climbing on top of manure tanks to fill stockings full of the smelly stuff ended up getting a bit more than they bargained – or ever asked – for.
One of them fell into the cow crap while she was trying to make these ‘manure bombs’ (whatever [...]