The sun is shining, birds are singing and the wind is sighing through the trees. People are milling about, enjoying the pleasant weather and chit-chatting about something and nothing. If you haven’t already guessed, its a pretty slow news day.
Sure, there is stuff going on in politics, but I’ve had enough of politics for now [...]

A man has excavated a Lamborghini in Wisconsin, USA. The car was located underneath his house, and required a heavy duty excavator (you know, for excavation purposes) to gain access to it. Apparently these beasts roamed free millions of years ago, before they were caught up in a great extinction – some say this is [...]

Ah yes, its back, more videos of news people commiting acts of hilarity for our enjoyment.

First off, quite possibly the most camp black weatherman I have ever seen (and heard). Its just a bloody cockroach, man, get over it! Its like he doesn’t quite realise he’s live on air and screaming like an 8 year [...]

Ah, news broadcasters. They’re a bunch of sanctimonious gits aren’t they? Always loving to seem like they know everything and ask the tough questions, when most of the time they come off looking like the guy in school who thought he knew more than the teacher, just to be blown out of the water. Well, [...]

After yesterday’s article on the farcical US election, I decided my rant wasn’t over yet. Oh no, as I’m sure you’re all aware, there is another news-dominating ‘crisis’ which just wont go away like a particularly foul smell (think of someone’s breath after munching on a garlic and anchovie pizza with a generous portion of [...]