I believe you’re looking for me

Yet another dumb criminal has ended up getting collared through his own stupidity, this time by crashing into the police station itself in his car.
Of course this happened in America (where else, huh?). He was driving a pickup truck when he decided what he really wanted to do was smash his way though the front [...]

Can I have that to go?

Florida is home to some damn debauched stuff as we all know (and lots of old people – good mix), and a recent bust by the police reveals another ’service’ you can obtain freely and easily whenever you like.
A limo bus (what the hell is one of those – aren’t all buses stretched?) which toured [...]

Police waste time chasing UFO

In another example of just completely inappropriate usage of police time, the crew of a police helicopter in Wales chased what they claim was a UFO which flew close to them before shooting off. They reached the northern coast of Devon (after originating from their base near Cardiff) before running out of fuel, managing to [...]

The art of timing

A man who was stalking a woman for a long time got his comeuppance when he dropped the ball in an epic fashion.
He had been harassing the woman via the phone and had even video called her to show himself masturbating on the other end, repeatedly and over a length of time. When she went [...]

Eradicating crime, one shoe at a time

A shopkeeper in the US has been using his own novel method of stopping the plague of shoplifters who come into his shop regularly. He simply tells them to either hand over their shoe or he will call the police, relying on the fact that people would rather lose a shoe than be hauled in [...]

Beer is better than children

A driver in Australia was stopped by police, where they found that his priorities were a bit skewed (or perfectly normal, depending on your view). Whilst his child was rolling around the floor of the car with no seatbelt, his crate of beer was safe and secure, strapped-in and wedged between two rear passengers.
The police [...]

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