It seems a woman in Washington, UK wasn’t the only one being violated as her neighbours had to complain to the council about groaning noises and the bed banging against the wall during sex, just days after she had been given an ASBO for the same thing (Anti-Social Behaviour Order for those of you not [...]
Immigration officers in Newcastle proved their worth to the nation by stopping one particularly determined Brazilian woman from entering the country. The reason? Sexiness. A whole suitcase full of it.
You see, this woman had previously tried to get into the country through Belfast a few months earlier and failed. The reason for that failure? A [...]
A man was caught speeding 20mph over the speed limit in Norway the other day, but you will never guess what the cops discovered when they stopped him.
He grabbed their attention when he was swerving from side to side on the road whilst going too fast, so they decided to follow him and record some [...]
After being literally inundated with an e-mail, I have come to realise that you lot like dirty adverts. Well, here you go, I have found yet another. This time it is Guinness who are trying to sell you their gravy masquerading as an alcoholic beverage, using the lowest common denominator method. Beware, if you don’t [...]
A man must be waking up feeling immensely stupid after he had what can be likened to a hissy fit by a gun-toting red blooded USA-chanting male.
When he and his girlfriend got home from a bar, he wanted to get it on. She didn’t (nothing new there, surely). He got angry. She went to sleep. [...]
Ah, now this is a story pointing out that idiocy can be found everywhere. A couple who decided on having sex on railway tracks in South Africa ended up dead after they got crushed to death by a moving train. Hows that for extreme sex, eh?
They ignored the shouts of the driver as he moved [...]