When you were 5, what did you know? Probably not all that much. What did you want to be? Something like ‘dinosaur’, ‘astronaut’ or ‘super awesome ninja man’ used to be the usual answer. Nowadays, kids aged 5 and up should be expected to be planning for their futures, have a grasp of current affairs [...]

Some criminals never seem to learn, do they. They get caught once, and they just keep on getting caught doing the same thing. This is definately the case with a guy in San Francisco. The man, a hair stylist apparently (I never knew they were so bad-ass), got caught having stolen a car. He had [...]

There are some people who should realise that science is something worth paying attention to in class when you’re younger. It saves you from the inevitable situation where everyone realises what a complete and utter idiot you are, whether you are alive to experience it or not. No-one wants an epitaph on their grave to [...]

It would seem that to operate a crane you don’t need any qualifications whatsoever. Which is fine, but it would be nice if you had to have some common sense too… Who thought that moving a many-ton vehicle at that angle would result in failure, eh? You’re in a crane, not a racing car mate:

Today we have a selection of videos featuring the most idiotic and rediculous attempts driving available on the internet – be warned, if you try this yourself then you’re an absolute prat. First up, how about someone trying to avoid that hugely tiring walk of about 15 feet from their car to the gate? And [...]

Ah, I love kids. When they’re at least 5 miles away from me, that is. The only exception to that rule is when they’re making an arse of themselves to entertain me. So, here we are, a small collection of videos I trawled from some random video sites (ahem, YouTube). Enjoy!

Cheerleaders: what are they good for? Absolutely nothin’! Well, they just proved it even more. A group of the dim-witted tarts ended up stuck in a lift during a cheerleading camp when they tried to see how many could fit in. Well, they found out that 26 of them could do (they’re 14-17 years old, [...]

A family from Wales (this should explain it all) ended up flying to the wrong destination for their holiday, primarily down to their own stupidity but also the stupidity of the check-in staff. Instead of flying to Lanzarote, they ended up in Bodrum in Turkey. The mix-up occurred when the family checked in on a [...]

A couple in America are trying to sue a zoo for US$10,000,000 for what they call ‘psychological trauma’ after they were stuck in a cable car ride for the almighty total of 5 hours. They were rescued by emergency services (along with the other passengers of the ride) of course, but there is just no [...]

Drink driving laws are there to stop idiots getting pissed up then driving into an accident, usually of their own making, well at least that is what I thought. But no. A man who is confined to a wheelchair because he suffers from cerebral palsy was refused a 3rd drink on two seperate occasions in [...]