OK, this takes the biscuit. Any other idiot/moron/prat/Darwin award nominee I have mentioned on this blog has nothing on this person. It happened in Wales, and is further proof that Welsh people should NOT, I repeat NOT, be allowed out on their own.
A person rang up the police on the 999 emergency number to report [...]

Yes it rhymes, no it wasn’t intended to. This story just takes the biscuit really, mainly on how stupid people are when it comes to their pets.
Basically, a cat got stuck up a tree. It was there for a couple of days, yowling for help (apparently) and so the owner (I presume) decided to get [...]

Yet another dumb criminal has ended up getting collared through his own stupidity, this time by crashing into the police station itself in his car.
Of course this happened in America (where else, huh?). He was driving a pickup truck when he decided what he really wanted to do was smash his way though the front [...]

In what must be a very, very stupid move, a woman was caught going through a Norwegian airport with a kilo of cocaine. The stupid bit is where she hid it: underneath a wig which was on top of her own hair. Not only that, but she glued it to her real hair as well.
Customs [...]

Ah, bless those Americans, always there to provide us with some hilarity during the day. Texans are even better, which makes this story all the more funny.
A group of friends were playing poker and drinking in one of their houses – nothing unusual there, you might say. But when one of them got an itch [...]