Plenty of couples or housemates fall out over pets. They crap everywhere, decide to pee only on the bed of the person who hates them the most and annoy them with their cutesiness. How do you solve such problems? Reasoned debate? Ultimatums? Fire? You should take a leaf out of this woman’s book then – [...]

How much would you pay to have your “spiritual issues” cleansed? £1? £2? A penny? For one Charles Silveira, money seemed to not be a problem when he handed over what amounted to over $900,000 to an online psychic who was working on his issues from the ethereal plane.
How and why did he hand over [...]

Berries – serious business!

It’s a massive political tug-of-war, the likes of which have never been seen before (and probably never will be again). Titans are at war with each other over a piece of legislation in which the fate of the human race hangs by a thread. I am of course talking about the Great Oregon Marionberry Decision.
The [...]

Herpes Gladiatorum

What happens when grown men get dressed up in tight lycra, roll around on the floor with each other on a quick-clean mat? Herpes, that’s what. No, ‘Herpes Gladiatorum’ isn’t a shit film featuring the interminable Russel Crowe in his wilder years (well, wilder than punching random people). Apparently it is a special kind of [...]

Who gives a toss about the election?!

Oh yes, its time for a rant. As I’m sure every single person who has dared to be within 30 feet of a TV in the last year will know, there is an election on. Only thing is, its highly unlikely to be your country’s election: it is of course, the US election.
Now, what is [...]

Debt clock runs out of space

With the financial crisis in the forefront of everyone’s minds now, what better than to ram the point of why its happening truly home? Well, here is an image depicting exactly why it is happening…
This is the US National Debt Clock in Manhatten, New York. It was created in 1989 to show how much money [...]

Shot his load

A man must be waking up feeling immensely stupid after he had what can be likened to a hissy fit by a gun-toting red blooded USA-chanting male.
When he and his girlfriend got home from a bar, he wanted to get it on. She didn’t (nothing new there, surely). He got angry. She went to sleep. [...]

Robbery 101

Thieves are everywhere. They’re in your town, your neighbourhood, your house. Yes, behind you, kick him in the soft bits! Now he’s dealt with – hope you checked for your car keys – I shall entertain you (hopefully) with some stories of stupid and just weird robberies in recent memory…
A restaurant in California had a [...]

Step away from the hotdog!

Terror, panic, indeed, the entire nation’s safety was at risk when officials at a baseball game in Philadelphia discovered a package wrapped in duct tape which they couldn’t explain. So what they did was call in the bomb squad.
After they evacuated the entire stadium, the bomb squad got to work doing what they do best, [...]

Fishface

Some unfortunate lad has ended up with a broken jaw… from a fish. Yes, thats right, a fish. Don’t believe me? Read on.
The boy was being towed around by a boat on a lake in an inner tube when the Silver Asian carp leaped out of the water at him and hit him square in [...]

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