Some unfortunate lad has ended up with a broken jaw… from a fish. Yes, thats right, a fish. Don’t believe me? Read on.
The boy was being towed around by a boat on a lake in an inner tube when the Silver Asian carp leaped out of the water at him and hit him square in [...]

Some guy in America has actually earned the nickname ‘The Butt Bandit’ after his campaign of arsery (quite literally) around the US town of Valentine in Nebraska (that place where nothing ever happens). He has been running around at night, greasing up his cheeks and leaving his ‘mark’ on the windows of anywhere he can [...]

Police confiscate cars all the time – usually as the result of it being involved in a crime and it being taken in as either evidence or as the proceeds of crime. When they do, they either make use of them themselves or sell them on at police auctions, normally following a thorough check-through of [...]

Birmingham, England. Its a rubbish place, really. Sure, it has its nice bits, but by and large it is just… boring. Featureless. Aside from that, it also has a city council who seem to not know their own city. Oh, and they enjoy a game of ’shoot yourself in the foot’ every now and then.
The [...]

Paper money isn’t the best thing in the world when you think about it, you know. It can burn, get ruined by water or other spills and is generally not as safe as good, old-fashioned coinage – which are exactly the reasons a man in the USA hates it so much. So much, in fact, [...]

Cheerleaders: what are they good for? Absolutely nothin’! Well, they just proved it even more.
A group of the dim-witted tarts ended up stuck in a lift during a cheerleading camp when they tried to see how many could fit in. Well, they found out that 26 of them could do (they’re 14-17 years old, and [...]

America is one of those countries everyone wants to invade it would seem – some want to because they hate the US, others because they want the US, and more still just would for the hell of it. Well, Mexico do it 40 times a year, apparently.
You’ve probably seen those vigilante groups who parade along [...]

Now before you all (well, all 3 of you) start complaining of homobashing, this is actually an apt title. Sacha Baron Cohen, of Ali G, Borat and Bruno fame, has been at it again by winding up the American rednecks in quite possibly the easiest way possible: with gay people.
If you have seen the Borat [...]

Ah, how I love a good story about religion. Apparently some people in America are praying to God to give them lower fuel prices. They have been meeting up at a gas station in St. Louis, buying fuel, praying and then singing a rousing rendition of ‘We Shall Overcome’ with a change in lyrics to [...]

What do you do when you must mow your lawn and the mower wont start? Give up and leave it for another day? Try to fix it? Think about buying another? Well, those are all the normal responses you’d expect from people who aren’t derranged…
But this is not a normal person we’re talking about here. [...]